Wednesday, May 25, 2011

3 inches

Well the other day the there was a guy who asked what I could do with 3inches..well I said let’s see we need a nice pink ribbon and a small bell to tie on it.  He asked why this and I said that is all that 3inches is good for…hahaha…a small ding a ling.  He then exclaimed that large gifts come in small packages.  Well then take your large gift and make it into a large box.  Heeeheeee.  Well then I offered to make it a little longer by tying a string to it and a small weight….ouch he said but if you want to make me scream then you better but that strap on and give it to me that way.    Since 3inches can barely pleasure anyone …I then pulled out my strap on and adjusted it to fit him and wow what a night we had.   He still came and oh yes so did I multiple times.   Love Josie---
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Saturday, May 14, 2011

Potty Training

Looks like it is time for you to try out those new pull ups mommy bought you. Oh don't give me grief about it, you have to be a big boy sometime. And don't let me catch you peeing and pooping in them on purpose. I will get out my hairbrush and paddle that butt. call me so we can get this potty training started.

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